Simian Highway

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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in case anyone missed the shitshow that is duke university and the durham police department

charke105:

from what i understand some white girl reported that her backpack was stolen from the library by a guy with an afro…

and the police response was to yank a black male off the bus, push him onto the ground when he clearly was not resisting, grope him, pepper spray him, and arrest him.

just a reminder that it doesn’t matter who you are or what you’ve accomplished, being black on campus is criminalized just like it is in durham and the rest of the country. this is further evidence (as if that were even necessary) that black students are seen as bodies not people. just a reminder that this ivory tower uses poc to fulfill its diversity quotas and to present an image of progressive liberal arts education for all (which is bullshit). 

chauvinistsushi:

generalbriefing:

theskaldspeaks:

splazter:

ramjet94:

Remember how Teen Titans had a lesson about Racism without blatantly bringing Cyborg’s Race into it?

One of the best shows of my childhood.

Without bringing Cyborg’s race into it? They deliberately lampshaded it right there. 

So true

yesessss someone said it

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

chauvinistsushi:

no

Has science gone too far?

chauvinistsushi:

no

Has science gone too far?

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

 

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU